And So It Begins...
Here's a little Oscar Stream of Consciousness
-Aww, that was sweet opening film, especially for like the short film people, cause nobody cares about them
-I wonder who gets stuck way up in the balcony
-It's nice to see Ellen really dressed up
-That is the awesomest handlebar mustache I've ever seen
-Is Jack Nicholson bald? Is he now taking styling tips from Britney Spears?
-Abigail Breslin's dress is a little too pretty, pretty princess for me, but when I was 12, I might have worn the same thing
-Ahh the red states are going to hate that Al Gore joke. However, I and all the other Hollywood liberals love it.
-Who doesn't love a rousing gospel number?
-Well the Pan's Labyrinth Art direction winners just answered my balcony question. I don't think they let the other art direction winner talk. That sucks for her, but is probably a blessing for the rest of us.
-Oh no! Interpretive Dancers