Can I just say that the ads that blogger put on here as a result of my user name (smackover) are hilarious. Arkansas biker bars? Hah! And Smackover tourism? I don't think Smackover has tourists.

This is a brand-new day, ladies and gentlemen. I'm switching to a blog way of life in hopes that the shorter format will appeal to my similar attention span and I'll, you know, actually update. Now I won't be doing what's new with my life. Frankly, not enough new stuff happens to make that even remotely interesting and everyone just hears about it anyway. So I'll probably be using this space to complain, after all it's what I do best. But first, stay tuned for a multi-post arc on why I like TV. Cause you know I do.