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6) People (particularly celebrities) who name their kids fucked up names for the sake of being different. Different is fine. There are an awful lot of Michaels, Matthews, and Elizabeths out there. Audio Science is not ok. Pilot Inspektor is not ok. Apple and CoCo are not ok. These kids will have to go their whole lives listening to lame jokes and not being taken seriously as professional adults because they're named after fruit. Will no one think of the children?

7) Harry. This is in honor of my favorite roommate and partner in bitchiness, Eric. This ungrateful, unintelligent, slime of a human being had the nerve to berate Eric for doing his job, and giving up his day off to do so, when technically Eric is his superior. In a store of a bunch of whiners and idiots, congratulations Harry, you were the worst. We hope that you come down with a very painful and debilitating disease, possibly of the STD variety.