Compared to this, the Apostles had it easy

So I was doing RPL in the cult classics dvd section at work today and I think that I may have come across the most awesome movie of all time: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. So Jesus comes back to Earth for his second coming and finds the world overrun by bloodsucking fiends from beyond the grave, who are conveniently impervious to sunlight (I have a feeling this is just because the "auteurs" couldn't afford night shoots). So before he can get to his preaching, healing, and making entire gourmet meals from the meager contents of my refrigerator, he must kick some undead ass. Don't worry though, he doesn't have to do it alone. Oh no, he has Mexican wrestling star "El Santos" to help him. And if dealing with Biblical prophesy and killer bloodsuckers weren't enough, Jesus also has to cope with ever-changing sexual politics. The best part: it's a musical!

I'm seriously considering buying this movie.